A Houseplant for the Botanically ChallengedIf you’ve ever managed to overwater a succulent or emotionally neglected a fern, this gloriously fuss-free faux Protea stem is here to rewrite your horticultural legacy. With its gorgeously verdant hue and suspiciously convincing detail, it offers all the aesthetic appeal of a tropical bloom without the actual bother of, well, keeping something alive.Why Choose Our Faux Protea Stem? Fabulously lifelike: Carefully crafted petals and rich green tones that could fool even the most committed plant whisperer (or at least your dinner guests) Delightfully adaptable: Looks rather good standing tall in its own vase or charmingly blended into a botanical arrangement Perpetually pristine: Maintains its properly handsome look year-round, even if your real plants are... no longer with us Product Details: Height: 73 cm, rather statuesque without being terribly showy about it Color: Deep leafy green, the sort that flatters both modern minimalism and nanna’s sideboard Material: Cleverly textured plastic, surprisingly touchable and altogether less needy than the real thing Claim one now and let your visitors believe you're effortlessly botanical and possibly a touch exotic
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Items of footwear and/or clothing must be unworn and unwashed with the original labels attached. Also, footwear must be tried on indoors. Items of homeware including bedlinen, mattresses, and toppers, and pillows must be unused and in their original unopened packaging. This does not affect your statutory rights.
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A Houseplant for the Botanically ChallengedIf you’ve ever managed to overwater a succulent or emotionally neglected a fern, this gloriously fuss-free faux Protea stem is here to rewrite your horticultural legacy. With its gorgeously verdant hue and suspiciously convincing detail, it offers all the aesthetic appeal of a tropical bloom without the actual bother of, well, keeping something alive.Why Choose Our Faux Protea Stem? Fabulously lifelike: Carefully crafted petals and rich green tones that could fool even the most committed plant whisperer (or at least your dinner guests) Delightfully adaptable: Looks rather good standing tall in its own vase or charmingly blended into a botanical arrangement Perpetually pristine: Maintains its properly handsome look year-round, even if your real plants are... no longer with us Product Details: Height: 73 cm, rather statuesque without being terribly showy about it Color: Deep leafy green, the sort that flatters both modern minimalism and nanna’s sideboard Material: Cleverly textured plastic, surprisingly touchable and altogether less needy than the real thing Claim one now and let your visitors believe you're effortlessly botanical and possibly a touch exotic
Wipe clean with a soft dry cloth
Free delivery on all order over £50 (exc. Bulky Item Delivery)
Super Saver Delivery
£2.99
Standard Delivery
£3.99
Express Delivery
£4.99
Next Day Delivery
£5.99
24/7 InPost Locker | Shop Collect
£2.49
Evri ParcelShop
£3.99
Evri ParcelShop | Next Day Delivery
£5.99
Premium DPD Next Day Delivery
£6.99
Bulky Item Delivery
£4.99
Northern Ireland Super Saver Delivery
£2.99
Northern Ireland Standard Delivery
£6.99
Unlimited free delivery for a year with Unlimited Delivery for £14.99
Please note, some delivery methods are not available for products delivered by our brand partners & they may have longer delivery times.
Something not quite right? You have 28 days from the day you receive it, to send something back.
Please note, we cannot offer refunds on fashion face masks, cosmetics, pierced jewellery, adult toys, and swimwear or lingerie if the hygiene seal is not in place or has been broken.
Items of footwear and/or clothing must be unworn and unwashed with the original labels attached. Also, footwear must be tried on indoors. Items of homeware including bedlinen, mattresses, and toppers, and pillows must be unused and in their original unopened packaging. This does not affect your statutory rights.
Click here to view our full Returns Policy.