Floral Flair Without the ForgetfulnessIf your past relationships with plants have ended in accidental neglect and mild horticultural heartbreak, allow us to introduce a gloriously guilt-free solution. This Green Pincushion Protea faux stem delivers all the wild-on-the-savannah charm of its real counterpart, but without the watering schedule or botanical remorse. Simply pop it in a vase, admire sporadically, and await praise for your clearly superb taste.Why Choose Our Green Pincushion Protea Faux Stem? Beautifully believable: So realistic it might cause garden centre staff to do a double take and question their very credentials Always ready for its close-up: Looks marvellous every day of the year, regardless of whether it’s spring, autumn, or you simply forgot Effortlessly gorgeous: Makes a properly handsome impression on its own or cosied up with other faux florals Product Details: Height: 61 cm — tall enough to turn heads without knocking over your gin Color: Lush green with ever-so-subtle shading that says 'I’m real', but without the thirsty neediness Material: High-quality plastic so convincing it feels almost rude not to water it Give your home a gloriously low-maintenance upgrade today — quite the showstopper, with no strings attached

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