Ever-So-Stylish and Never in Need of Water Now, let us be candid: not all of us were blessed with a green thumb. Some of us can barely keep a basil plant alive. Enter this Cream Protea Pincushion Faux Flower Stem. With its gorgeously lifelike bloom and quietly confident stature, it elevates any room with no horticultural anxiety involved. Simply place it in your favourite vase and bask in the illusion of botanical competence—no one will be any the wiser. Why Choose Our Cream Protea Pincushion? Splendidly realistic: So convincing it may attract compliments from surprisingly earnest guests Fits in like it belongs: Works effortlessly with monochrome palettes and maximalist flair alike No maintenance, no martyrdom: Absolutely no watering, wilting, or withering confidence Gracefully tall: At 61cm, it’s rather hard to ignore and frankly better dressed than most of us Product Details: Color: Cream, the sort you'd expect in a heritage teacup, not an aerosol can Material: Beautifully made plastic that fools practically everyone, including cats Dimensions: Height 61cm, commanding attention in a wonderfully subtle way Style: Protea bloom with leafy support, as if freshly plucked from a slightly glamorous hillside Add this beautifully convincing faux stem to your space today, before your most stylish mate snatches it first

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