No more farting in bed, no more pee all over the toilet seat. End your days of back chat, eye rolling and mother-in-laws from hell. With our Grow Your Own Boyfriend you can eliminate all the negatives of having a real life boyfriend and begin to reap the benefits instead. Sure he's a teeny tiny hunk, but pop him in a bowl of water and he'll soon become the pocket sized other half that will love and cherish you. Looking for Prince Charming and failing miserably? Having a nightmare finding Mr Right? Our Grow Your Own Man will help you forget the dating scene and move straight into the bliss of a steady relationship. Even better, you won't have to endure any snoring, comments on your gorgeous shoe collection, or the sight of him sniffing his underpants and then turning them inside out for another wear. You'll even get to watch what you want on telly every night. All in all, you can build the perfect companion. A hilarious gift for a single friend or unlucky in love colleague, our Grow Your Own Boyfriend toy is the ideal man. All you have to do to make your own is pop him in some room temperature water and watch him magically grow over 3 days to 500% his original size. A novelty gift that can be appreciated by all ages (as long as they're not taken!) this little guy will never let you down or run off with your best friend!
Approx. 7 cm tall and can expand up to 500% his original size!
Free delivery on all order over £50 (exc. Bulky Item Delivery)
Super Saver Delivery
£2.99
Standard Delivery
£3.99
Express Delivery
£5.99
Next Day Delivery
£6.99
24/7 InPost Locker | Shop Collect
£2.49
Evri ParcelShop
£3.99
Evri ParcelShop | Express Delivery
£5.99
Premium DPD Next Day Delivery
£7.99
Bulky Item Delivery
£4.99
Northern Ireland Super Saver Delivery
£2.99
Northern Ireland Standard Delivery
£4.99
Unlimited free delivery for a year with Unlimited Delivery for £14.99
Please note, some delivery methods are not available for products delivered by our brand partners & they may have longer delivery times.
Something not quite right? You have 28 days from the day you receive it, to send something back.
Please note, we cannot offer refunds on fashion face masks, cosmetics, pierced jewellery, adult toys, and swimwear or lingerie if the hygiene seal is not in place or has been broken.
Items of footwear and/or clothing must be unworn and unwashed with the original labels attached. Also, footwear must be tried on indoors. Items of homeware including bedlinen, mattresses, and toppers, and pillows must be unused and in their original unopened packaging. This does not affect your statutory rights.
Click here to view our full Returns Policy.
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Grow Your Own Boyfriend
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Extend your warranty and protect your purchase against accidental damage and defects.
Protects your new Grow Your Own Boyfriend against breakdowns and faults once the manufacturer's warranty period is over.
Covers issues not included in your manufacturer's warranty, such as accidental damage or theft.
Get a replacement or a cash refund up to the full amount you originally paid for it.
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After purchasing XCover Protection, you'll receive a confirmation email with a link to activate your XCover Account. Your coverage starts from the day of purchase. Once activated, you can log in to view your protection documents, certificate, and coverage details at any time.
To file a claim, log in to your XCover Account, select the protection plan you'd like to claim against, and click 'Make a Claim'. You'll need to provide supporting documents relevant to your claim. XCover aims to complete 95% of claims within 3 days, with instant payment on approved claims.
Depending on your country and the type of claim, there may be a small excess or deductible applicable when making a claim. You can find the specific details in your protection wording by logging into your XCover Account.
If you wish to return your product, you'll need to submit a claim through your XCover Account. If approved, you'll receive a shipping label and have 7 days to send the item to the return partner. Once assessed and approved, you'll receive a payout reimbursing you for your item.
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No more farting in bed, no more pee all over the toilet seat. End your days of back chat, eye rolling and mother-in-laws from hell. With our Grow Your Own Boyfriend you can eliminate all the negatives of having a real life boyfriend and begin to reap the benefits instead. Sure he's a teeny tiny hunk, but pop him in a bowl of water and he'll soon become the pocket sized other half that will love and cherish you. Looking for Prince Charming and failing miserably? Having a nightmare finding Mr Right? Our Grow Your Own Man will help you forget the dating scene and move straight into the bliss of a steady relationship. Even better, you won't have to endure any snoring, comments on your gorgeous shoe collection, or the sight of him sniffing his underpants and then turning them inside out for another wear. You'll even get to watch what you want on telly every night. All in all, you can build the perfect companion. A hilarious gift for a single friend or unlucky in love colleague, our Grow Your Own Boyfriend toy is the ideal man. All you have to do to make your own is pop him in some room temperature water and watch him magically grow over 3 days to 500% his original size. A novelty gift that can be appreciated by all ages (as long as they're not taken!) this little guy will never let you down or run off with your best friend!
Approx. 7 cm tall and can expand up to 500% his original size!
Free delivery on all order over £50 (exc. Bulky Item Delivery)
Super Saver Delivery
£2.99
Standard Delivery
£3.99
Express Delivery
£5.99
Next Day Delivery
£6.99
24/7 InPost Locker | Shop Collect
£2.49
Evri ParcelShop
£3.99
Evri ParcelShop | Express Delivery
£5.99
Premium DPD Next Day Delivery
£7.99
Bulky Item Delivery
£4.99
Northern Ireland Super Saver Delivery
£2.99
Northern Ireland Standard Delivery
£4.99
Unlimited free delivery for a year with Unlimited Delivery for £14.99
Please note, some delivery methods are not available for products delivered by our brand partners & they may have longer delivery times.
Something not quite right? You have 28 days from the day you receive it, to send something back.
Please note, we cannot offer refunds on fashion face masks, cosmetics, pierced jewellery, adult toys, and swimwear or lingerie if the hygiene seal is not in place or has been broken.
Items of footwear and/or clothing must be unworn and unwashed with the original labels attached. Also, footwear must be tried on indoors. Items of homeware including bedlinen, mattresses, and toppers, and pillows must be unused and in their original unopened packaging. This does not affect your statutory rights.
Click here to view our full Returns Policy.