Forget about Fifty Shades of Grey, forget fan-fiction... this hilarious bathroom book full of 50 Shades-esque off-colour humour is taking the toilet world by storm. This tiny book Fifty Shades of Brown is crammed full of humorous toilet anecdotes from the protagonist Mr Brown and his lover Cackastasia. This mischievous gift comes complete with a toilet roll for the complete novelty bathroom gift set for the best way to kill some time on the loo! This novel gift will have everyone in stitches and is a great way to stash some toilet roll - you'll never be left high and dry again. As silly gifts go, this has to be up there with some of the best so be sure to get your own copy of 50 Shades of Brown before it sell out. We're not sure if this one will make it onto the big screen though...

Measures approx 10.2 cm x 11.5 cm x 11.5 cm

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